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Canada: Quietly Legendary
The White House BBQ (1814)
That time we visited Washington and accidentally set the White House ablaze. Oops, sorry about that.
Learn more about that Day
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What is planned:
Our Honking Ambassadors
Canada geese: spreading Canadian politeness by honking aggressively at everyone, everywhere.
It's not an airstrike. It's an air squawk
Learn more about Canada's ;
Saving Democracy ! (Again)
Keeping World Peace .
From world wars to peacekeeping, we show up. Just don't expect us to brag about it.
Canada: Quiet Strength, Global Impact
From the trenches of WWI to peacekeeping missions worldwide, Canadians have stood for freedom without fanfare.
Global Guardians
Deployed to Congo, Cyprus, Rwanda, and Haiti—not to dominate, but to defend peace.
Professional Patriots
From Normandy beaches to Kigali streets, we serve without broadcasting it.
Quiet Commitment
We're not just peacekeepers. We're professionals, patriots, and sometimes, politely terrifying.
We don't start the fight. But we end it—politely.
The True Value of a Nation
🇺🇸 USA
Debt per citizen: $106,110 USD
War sacrifice: ~0.1% of population
  • Military approach: Loud and expensive
  • Legacy: Global debt leader
  • Strategy: Power purchased on credit
🇨🇦 Canada
Debt per citizen: $24,400 USD
War sacrifice: ~1.2% of population
  • Military approach: Quiet and determined
  • Legacy: Peacekeeping with dignity
  • Strategy: Value earned through service
We don't need to shout "Great Again."
We've always been GREAT !—because we showed up.
With fewer people. Less money. More honor. Greater Sacrifice
the Canadian Way!
OFFICIAL REPLY
NOTICE
Canada's Comeback
OUR-
That would be You! Me and the Rest of True Canadians.
NOW: as to ANY suggestion we become the
51st State
You want us?
Not for Sale! that said means NOT FOR SALE!
However if you insist you want a number! What it might be ? it starts here at the very base and really even if you want it, just so you know; there be a list of others y'all might find wants to be in the bidding war….Everything has a price…sort of!
Listed Offer
When you don't want to sell, and we really do not want SO you list high. Eh !
And we really REALLY don't want to sell.
But here's the deal Donald: If you really really really REALLY got to do a deal!
Here it is!
$1M usd
Per Canadian
Gold-backed certificates for every citizen from coast to coast.
38M
Total Canadians
Each one valued as the true national treasure.
21+
Adult Payout
Immediate compensation. Under 21? Secured in escrow.
This isn't negotiable except upward….
This is our worth.
You wanted our flag, land, values, and silence?
NOW : You now know our price.
BTW: that is pretty much 40 TRILLION more than the present total national debt and 1.5 times the annual GDP
Donald not sure you can afford that!!
THAT BE A BIG NUMBER
Just sayin EH !
Captain Canada's Comeback Mission
William Shatner - Canada's legendary starship captain - stands ready to lead our maple mission. see article
Boldly Canadian
Montreal-born legend offering a "counter proposal" for our nation's future.
Starfleet Diplomacy
Shatner's vision: Canadian values at warp speed across the galaxy.
The Final Frontier
Not just a meme - a maple-powered movement to reclaim our identity.
Canada's Cosmic Legacy
While others shout about space forces, Canada quietly revolutionized space exploration with the legendary Canadarm.
Our engineering brilliance literally built the International Space Station - piece by precise piece.
The maple leaf has always belonged among the stars. Not through force, but through innovation and collaboration.
This cosmic contribution is the Canadian Way - excellence without fanfare, global impact without ego.
Boldly Going Beyond Borders
Captain's Call
Formal invitation extended to our Montreal-born legend to lead MapleBuck's mission.
Canadian Courage
Shatner's boldness represents our national spirit of quiet innovation.
Frontier Finances
Who better than Captain Kirk to navigate the final frontier of Canadian currency?
National Defense
His cultural gravitas provides shield against those undervaluing our heritage.
Canada's Comeback - Beyond just the Coin
Donald, you started this trade war.
Now we're finishing it - Canadian style.
We are starting a GLOBAL initiative to bring together the money to BUY YOU OUT
YEP the whole USA…. you might think and act like you own the world but just maybe soon the world might be owning you!
Worried about your Job…we know you like the titles and the roles
so guess what we have pondered and considered ….it took a bunch of double doubles but we finally got it figured out!
We will appoint you Governor General of Canada. That way you get to play like you have power. Get to meet and greet the world leaders. Even get to be somewhat royal. The Governor General of Canada, as the Monarch's representative, exercises the powers of the Monarch in Canada Mostly for show but at the direction of the Prime Minister! The job does come with a really nice place to stay up here that matches Mar-a -Lago… Called Rideau Hall. Needs some work EH! but you know buildings Pretty sure you can make this Stone House Nice neighbourhood good view of the Ottawa River and well benefits is there is a Timmie's near by and there is a bunch of weed stores close at hand. ( hey weed be legal up here! EH ! You might find it calming )
Rideau Hall
This national historic site is set in an idyllic, 79-acre urban oasis located only a few minutes from downtown Ottawa and Gatineau. You are welcome to visit the residence and workplace of the governor general and the grounds year-round. Find out now what there is to see and do!
It's the White House North!! Eh!
Bit of a hike to Tim's .. Like 3km Eh!
Got a Ballroom and all Eh! Sorry its not as big as Mar a lago but it be built Eh! White House in Washington don't have one so we got an up on that! Eh!
Global Alliances
Canada's quiet diplomacy creating powerful coalitions across continents.
Economic Power
Combined purchasing power that makes tariffs look like pocket change.
International Unity
From Beijing to Brussels, Delhi to Dubai - united against economic bullying.
Canadian Leadership
The polite revolution begins. No shouting required.
Maybe it's time to reconsider those tariffs, eh?
The world's patience isn't unlimited - even Canada's.
Canada's Coastal Heritage
Beyond tariffs and politics lies the soul of Canada – our breathtaking coastlines and maritime legacy.
Our lighthouses stand as beacons of quiet strength, guiding with purpose not posturing.
Like our diplomatic approach, they weather every storm without complaint.
This steadfast resilience defines us – whether fishing lobster or navigating global politics.
So We Got To Start Somewhere
Like the Enterprise crew returning to save the whales, Canada's mission begins with a simple truth.
Our cosmic legacy isn't just about space achievements. It's about saving what matters.
Planetary Protection
Guardians of our oceans and coastlines, just like our Star Trek heroes.
Temporal Mission
Returning to our roots to secure Canada's future legacy.
MapleBuck Movement
Our cosmic currency for this journey through time and space.
So we got to start somewhere
Canada's Comeback Coin

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Crowdfund the Meme
Join the movement that's turning Canadian politeness into our secret weapon
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Rewrite the Narrative
Help flip the script on our loud neighbors to the south
Make History
Be part of Canada's most politely rebellious moment yet
Why MapleBuck? Why Now?
The Challenge
The world's loudest neighbor picked another fight. Tariffs. Insults. Arrogance. Same old story, eh?
The Solution
Instead of shouting back, we smiled and said "Sorry!"... until the double-double kicked in.
NOT SORRY. We made a coin to quietly steal the show instead.
The Strategy
When you can't out-yell a bully—outsmart them.
Kill 'em with kindness and a dash of clever humor.
It's the Canadian way.
The Maple Buck Blueprint
Our coin isn't just currency—it's a visual revolution.
Iconic Maple
Our signature leaf goes beyond national symbol to become a global meme of polite resistance.
Red & Gold
Colors that evoke both tradition and the quiet courage that defines our national character.
Royal Elements
Subtle nods to heritage balanced with modern design that speaks to today's challenges.
Universal Appeal
Designed to resonate across cultures while remaining distinctly Canadian. Eh?
Canada: Quietly Legendary
Canada's Quiet Achievements
1803
Watched France give up Louisiana while we perfected poutine.
1813
Burned down the White House. Politely, of course.
1867
Let Russia sell Alaska for scraps while we sipped maple tea.
1942 -1943
Gave land for Alaskan No fee No Toll Highway & Maintain to this day What America abandoned.
1979
Rescued & protected Hostages in Iran
During Carter Presidency
2022
Resolved 50-year dispute with Denmark over Hans Island by splitting it and exchanging
bottles of whisky.
2024
Sat patiently while Trump talked about buying us.
While Our Neighbors Further South Made Bold Moves
1819
Observed Spain sign away Florida in the Adams-Onís Treaty while we planned our national parks.
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1848
Witnessed Mexico cede half its territory after the Mexican-American War while we peacefully formed our confederation.
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2019
Watched quietly as Trump tried to buy Greenland while we counted our islands.
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1904 -1914
Built the Panama Canal on another Nations Land
"Now it's our turn to make an offer. One Buck at a time."
A Meme. A Movement.
A Maple Milestone.
While our southern neighbors have been busy with global adventures, Canada perfected the art of diplomatic chess.
1812 - White House Warmup
Americans tried expanding north. We responded with architectural renovation.
1903 - Panama Canal Zone
US secured a permanent lease. Canada built relationships instead of taking land; settled disputes over a drink.( Han Island)
1954 - CIA in Guatemala
Overthrew a government for fruit companies. We exported maple syrup peacefully.
2003 - Iraq Intervention
Weapons of mass destruction? We mass-produced politeness and universal healthcare.
Now they're eyeing Canada?
We're responding with MapleBuck
- our own quiet revolution.
A Meme. A Movement. A Maple Milestone.
The Coin
A loyalty-backed parody token built to reward Canadians, not corporations. Finally, a currency as nice as we are.
The Network
Merchant participation + digital perks. Use MapleBucks for future incentives at Tim's, Canadian Tire, and more.
The Mission
Flip the narrative and fund Canadian-first tools, tech & travel. Because being polite doesn't mean being pushed around.
The MapleBuck War Chest
$000,000 raised of $5,000,000 goal. Every loonie counts in this politely savage economic revenge plan.
Fighting Fire With Funny
When they go low, we go LOL.
Back the Buck. Add Your Voice. We think YOUR VOICE needs to be heard….
awsh.it.com
Our platform for historical reflection. Share regrets and lessons from our past.
  • Historical grievances
  • Lessons learned
  • Honest national reflection
Finger.it.com
Stand up and speak out. Challenge today's issues with your authentic Canadian voice.
  • Current events
  • Policy debates
  • Grassroots solutions
Your Voice Matters
Both platforms are lightly moderated for civility only. No corporate filters.
  • People-powered media
  • Respectful discourse
  • Beyond press control
  • governance of the mature
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Founder's Maple Privilege
Priority Access
Early holders get first dibs on the Solana meme coin launch on Canada Day.
Merchant Rewards
Your MapleBucks unlock special loyalty programs with Canadian retailers.
Humor Currency
No intrinsic value beyond being absolutely hilarious and distinctly Canadian, eh?
Initial MapleBuck holders join our polite rebellion with exclusive perks. Not a currency, but a badge of Canadian patriotic humor.